Because my dear friends, I’ve got the swine flu.
Well, that’s according to my doctor and not the official report from the CDC, but let’s just go with it, shall we?
And it sucks. There’s no other word to describe it.
I feel like I’ve been beaten with a bag of nickels and my internal body thermostat has been set to 115degrees. I mean why else would I be sweating so profusely?
Yeap, this sucks.
But my friends have been great. My phone hasn’t stopped beeping from all the text messages with well wishes (and text laughing – again, who gets the swine flu?). I even got a call from a friend a minute ago asking me if I had the sudden urge to “oink”.
Do I have great friends or what?
Now if only my stinking body temp. would drop below 100 degrees, I’d be all set.
Here’s to a weekend of quarantine.
It’s been nice knowing you.