Wednesday, that is. And I’m right on time this week.
So, without further adieu, here is your white trash recipe of the day:
Deviled ham sandwich.
You’ll need:
2 slices of super soft white bread, preferably Wonder Bread as it contains the most preservatives
mayo
a can of deviled ham (oh and deviled ham is nothing remotely close to deviled eggs. trust me on this one.)
Spread the mayo on the bread and top it off with the can of deviled ham.
Enjoy with an RC Cola and a side of Funyons.
*In my attempt at full disclosure, my mom used to make this sandwich for me when I was a child. Did I mention that deviled ham is spreadable? As in, you spread it on the bread. And if you’re brave enough to try it, I’ve actually seen it in multiple grocery stores.
God speed.
you are what you eat...or reheat 
hmmm…. i’m kinda worryin bout that red devil on the package. he looks like he’s doin an evil dance…. so it might be “evil ham.” that really wouldn’t sell, would it?
oh it’s most certainly evil ham. it’s spreadable for goodness sake! doesn’t that go against nature?
This is one of my mom’s favorite things. I learned to stay away from it when the cats wouldn’t even eat it. Plus, it smells like feet.
that’s so wrong linds. i’m sorry. and it does smell like feet! wait, not that i’d remember or anything…