Yesterday was yet another 100 degree day here in Atlanta and it’s practically impossible to cool off. So in an effort to beat the heat I made a frosty treat…one that should only be consumed when you don’t give a rat’s hiney about calories…
Trust me…
Ingredients:
4 cups brewed coffee, hot
4 packs hot chocolate mix
4 tablespoons sugar (I opted for 2 packets splenda- my lame attempt at saving calories)
1 cup heavy cream
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
Whipped cream, for garnish
Directions:
In a heat-proof bowl or pitcher, add the coffee, hot chocolate mix, and sugar/splenda. Stir until well combined. Pour the mixture into ice cube trays and freeze, covered, for at least 3 hours and up to 1 week.
When ready to make, put the frozen cubes* in a blender. Add the cream and vanilla and puree until smooth. Divide the frappe into tall glasses and top with whipped cream.

*I had enough coffee mix for two ice trays, but only used one tray of cubes when making the frappe. Still used 1 cup cream and 2 tsp vanilla extract.
ps. does this blog make me look fat? i thought so.
pps. this was pretty darn close to tasting just like a starbucks mocha frappuccino except I think the version I made had twice as many calories. heavy cream? are you kidding me?



when it comes to coffee… calories don’t count. right?
melissa- oh how i wish.
I just checked the calorie rulebook … looks like they don’t count
you’re awesome skinny girl!
A cup of heavy cream?!
Whoa there, tiger. You’re gonna rival me in the Calorie Offender category.
Then again, you might wanna stick around cause one of these days I’m gonna finish up and Publish my latest post about chicken alfredo and cheesecake. Together. In the same meal.
becki d- i officially love you.
where are the chocolate sprinkles?
oh rhoob! i’m so mad. I actually had the sprinkles out and forgot to use them!!! Argh!
Forget the Iced Mocha Frappe…you need an ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO!
ask the husband- other than the wedding singer, zoolander is hands down one of my all-time favorite movies.
“pops…I think I’ve got the black lung…{cough cough}.”
Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you were wanting to do a Lane Bryant photo shoot. STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME FAT!!!
hahahaha